I just concluded a series of exchanges (if they can be called that) with some people in the Philippines. Massive flooding has displaced thousands. They’re putting victims up in schools and other places. . .that do not have near enough toilets to provide sanitation for thousands of people. . .for weeks. . .months. . .even years.
I tried to tell them there’s not such thing as a DISASTER RELIEF INDUSTRY. Disaster relief is always provided ad hoc. Phone calls are made to “see what's available.” In Haiti. . .somebody sent a container of rubber boots. They had a quake not a flood. Another sent a container of significantly expired packaged food. “Hey. . .I got a tax deduction coming. . .right?”
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They decided to purchase porta-potties in China. They had no idea they were suddenly going to be in the “poop-handling” business. Or that it takes as much as 200 gallons of water to clean a porta-potty. That you need trucks and a place to clean the porta-potties out. Few are really cleaned. Most are full of bacteria from the day they’re set in their nice tidy rows. These types of toilets. . .the cabana style. . .were designed for short-term events. People use them with great care. At a music concert. A construction site. Whatever. But when you have the scope of flooding experienced in the Philippines. . .you must think LONG-TERM relief.
THE WILDERNESS TOILET KIT IS THE LONG-TERM SANITATION SOLUTION FOR DISASTER VICTIMS
As you know. . .those of you who read this blog. . .I don’t shy away from talking about poop and pee. Why? Because although it’s an embarrassment in our existence. . .we all must poop and pee. . .or die. We must get rid of the wastes in our body. There is no choice. So. . .everyone poops and pees and it creates a mess everywhere on the planet. It also produces A NUMBER OF HAZARDS TO OUR HEALTH. In many hospitals. . .poop is considered a “biohazardous material” and is carried (when necessary to carry) in red bags clearly marked “Biohazardous material.”
For centuries. . .before the flush toilet. . .now voted by experts as the “Greatest invention in human history”. . .people used some sort of outhouse. They dug a hole and put a small covered shack above it. . .usually with one or more holes cut in a piece of wood. Winter. . .didn’t matter. You went to the outhouse to poop and pee. Now. . .in many parts of the world we have the flush toilet. And with it. . . something amazing has occurred. . .people stopped dying of diseases encased in human poop. Cholera and typhus and other diseases run rampant around latrines and other places where the public comes in contact with the Other’s poop.
In Haiti. . .as cholera now moves south. . .they keep finding poop under the fingernails of children. Many of whom have already contracted the disease. You die of cholera by losing body fluids. In the makeshift facilities where doctors are trying to save people dying of cholera. . .they cut a hole in the cot. . .so the fluids can drain out to a pan beneath it. The odors are beyond comprehension. And still authorities insist on repeating this process over and over and over.
















